Live from America’s highways: An eighteen-wheeler truck in the heart of America has recently announced that it will no longer choose sides in the country’s political divide. The truck, which has been a reliable transporter of goods for many years, claims that it can no longer navigate the left or right lane on the highway due to the political turmoil in its soul.
”It’s time for a change. We need a new political idea that can unite people instead of dividing them.”, said the truck, which goes by the name “Confused Willy.”
From now on, Confused Willy will only be driving right down the middle of the highway in a declaration of his inability to pick sides, or lanes. His decision has caused a stir in the local community, with some applauding the truck’s bold stance and others questioning its motives. Some have suggested that the truck is simply avoiding the political debate to prevent higher taxes, while others believe that the truck genuinely desires to see change.
Despite some initial backlash, Confused Willy has gained surprising support online, with the hashtag #ConfusedWilly2023 trending on social media. Some even believe that the truck should run for office or start its political party.
What do you think?
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