A new industry report reveals what many drivers already suspected: per-mile profitability is cramped so tightly you can hear its joints crack. With costs climbing and rates slipping, some drivers have begun auctioning off spare parts just to keep the lights on.
According to the recent analysis, operating costs per mile remain over $2.25, and the slight drops from previous years are vastly outpaced by rising fuel, insurance, and labor expenses. Every penny saved matters – some owner-operators now use duct tape as a budget item line in their profit-and-loss sheets.
One driver was seen on a load stop, holding a spare mirror and promising “highest bidder gets broken glass gratis!” Another offered his spare DEF tank for a half-tank of diesel. A yard sale sign went up in a fleet lot: “Trailer Leg, Turbo Hose, and Broken Dreams, All Negotiable.”
Fleet managers are recalculating every expense: microwave popcorn as vendor meals, glow-sticks as night lights, and using old tarps as curtains. Meanwhile, rate negotiations with shippers feel like haggling at a flea market.
Some dispatchers whisper that they’d order new trucks only if they came with complimentary maintenance included… and maybe a good joke. Others strategize: resurrecting used rigs, pooling parts, or forming a “part-swap” co-op.
In a press conference, one profitability analyst said working margins are under “kid gloves territory” – if rates drop another couple of cents, many carriers may start sleeping in their tractors just to avoid rent.
Drivers have taken to exaggerating damage reports so that they can retire parts early – “Yes, officer, that dent was caused by freight depression.” Social media memes show rigs with a sign: “For sale: half my toolbox, full of hope.”
At supper stops, drivers compare salvage yard loot instead of freight. One shared: “Today I got a used brake pad and a steering column knob. Not useful, but pretty.”
All this is taken as a warning: unless rates rebound, efficiencies improve, or demand returns, many small fleets will be squeezed until there’s nothing left but the chrome and regret.
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