Equipment, insurance, fuel, tires – all those things that need money. A recent report shows carriers’ cost per mile remains stubbornly high, pulling profitability toward zero. In response, a few creative drivers have begun installing ticket booths outside their rigs: “Admission to ride in this cab: spare parts or jokes.”
One driver reported charging other drivers a $1 “entry fee” for using his rig’s onboard heater during long night waits. Another parked his rig at a rest stop with a sign: “Cab Museum, 50¢ – get a tour of my broken dash lights and sagging seat.”
Meanwhile, carriers are trading down equipment specs, opting for fewer comforts, delaying maintenance, and even postponing emissions upgrades where possible. All to keep costs manageable and rates slightly less painful.
Mechanics report that spare parts are being hoarded. When something breaks, drivers are begging other trucks for anything usable: mirrors, hoses, even bolts. “I once gave a flashlight for a brake pad,” said one.
Insurance premiums, repair bills, and parts inflation combine to make operating a rig feel like maintaining an antique car – if the antique car also hauled 40,000 lbs.
Drivers, at many stops, now compare their cabs’ sagging suspensions, smelly upholstery, and failing cupholders. One said, “If my rig looks like it rode through a war zone, at least I can say I feel alive.”
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