A 25-year veteran of the CIA’s Directorate of Operations announced at a press conference today that UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects) are very real and demonstrate technology far beyond what any nation on Earth currently possesses. At his side was 51-year-old truck driver Larry Biltmore of Cascadia, Washington, to offer his personal experience of them.
A plus-sized gentleman in a stained t-shirt, chewing a wad of Beech-Nut and spitting into a Styrofoam cup, Biltmore hitched up the back of his pants and related his encounter.
“I was hauling a load for Budweiser. There was this really bright light, and my truck just seized up. When I tried to get out of the cab, all my muscles were frozen. This weird-looking fella – looked like one of them blowy guys at car dealerships – dropped down and, I swear, hovered next to my window. I asked him if he was going to probe me up to my behind (I’ve heard stories). The little rascal looked me up and down, gave a laugh, and said in a funny accent, “Nah. I’m good, thanks.” And then they were gone. Swiped all my beer, though. Had a hard time explaining that to my dispatcher.”
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