Due to a spate of tragedies involving bouncy castles being tumbled across fields in high winds, one Delaware party planner has solved that particular danger by lining cement mixer drums in foam rubber.
Good-time entrepreneur Leonard Gahtchyer-Muny proudly stated, ‘We’ve completely ended any high-wind bouncy-fun risks. Our trucks weigh 13 tons and are immune to all but Category 4 hurricanes. The drums have 2 feet of memory foam covering all inner surfaces. Kids love it. Every time they tumble onto another part of the drum, fun noises blare out at 100 decibels. I wish I’d thought of this years ago.’
The company has installed cameras and microphones inside so parents can keep tabs on their little darlings. For an extra fee, mom and dad can turn off the audio and not be exposed to cries of ‘Hey, mommy, daddy, look at me! You’re not looking!’ 38 times a minute.
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