In a first for medical science, toy design, and credulity, the Hot Wheels company, makers of tiny vehicles for over 50 years, announced today that it will have actual human beings behind the wheel of its adorable little cars and trucks.
Company president Justin “Just,” Joshin said, ‘They said it couldn’t be done, but they said that to the inventor of the Whoopie Cushion, and you saw what happened there. It wasn’t easy, but twelve years of experiments with horse racing jockeys in hot clothes dryers finally yielded the results we were looking for.’
Joshin added that the first driver will be in Hot Wheels’ itty-bitty White Freightliner. ‘His self-esteem was so small already from years of long hours, low pay, and lower respect that we didn’t have to shrink him very far.’
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