A Haunted Truck Delivers Only to Cemeteries

Giving new meaning to the term “graveyard shift,” a black 1959 Mack cab over has become supernaturally possessed and is haunting Pennsylvania graveyards.

Authorities first became aware of the situation when the empty-cabbed rig was spotted in the Happy Dale Forever Home Cemetery in Altoona. It delivered two Simplicity Wonderboy riding lawn mowers built the same year as the truck. After it dropped off an equally-old International Harvester backhoe in Oil City’s Shady Rest cemetery and a vintage bronze mausoleum door in Duncansville, it became clear that the ghostly rig was only visiting graveyards.

Investigation showed that the truck once belonged to Homer Jekyll, a driver who choked on a cheeseburger while on his way to deliver headstones. He had somehow come from the Great Beyond, forever doomed to completing similar runs. The mystery of how this occurred was solved when newlyweds Brad and Ginger Jackson came forward to confess that they had accidentally summoned the spirit of Jekyll during a moment of spontaneous Halloween’ romance’ in the driver’s cemetery. Details were unclear, but candles, incense, and axel grease were involved.

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