back to top
Wednesday, December 4, 2024
HomeCryptocurrencyArmy Trucking Leftover Halloween Candy to Fort Knox

Army Trucking Leftover Halloween Candy to Fort Knox

In a desperate move to shore up the shaky economic situation, the Treasury Department announced today that it had ordered the Defense Department to store all leftover Halloween candy in America in Fort Knox. The Army’s 10-ton Heavy Expanded Mobility Tactical Trucks (HEMTT) immediately began moving from all major posts to execute the command.

“Naturally, the crisis calls for out-of-the-box thinking,” explained Treasury Secretary Miles Tugo. “Sure, gold’s always going to have value and is a time-honored safety investment, but have you seen the new Kit Kat bars? I mean, come on.”

A special vault has been constructed beneath the Bullion Repository at Fort Knox to hold the new currency. Not only is it impregnable to anything short of a hydrogen bomb, it also is climate-controlled so the money will melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

*All the posts on this website are pure imagination of writers, and they never happened. They are here for fun purposes only and not to give you advice. Keep your smile and stay healthy. Do not read while driving! Listen to our podcast instead 🙂

RELATED ARTICLES

Most Popular

Recent Comments

Trucker News - News that never happened!

By reading this website you acknowledge that these are fake news, not based on facts or actual events.

We use cookies to give you the best online experience. By agreeing you accept the use of cookies in accordance with our cookie policy.

Privacy Settings saved!
Privacy Settings

When you visit any web site, it may store or retrieve information on your browser, mostly in the form of cookies. Control your personal Cookie Services here.

These cookies are necessary for the website to function and cannot be switched off in our systems.

In order to use this website we use the following technically required cookies
  • wordpress_test_cookie
  • wordpress_logged_in_
  • wordpress_sec

Decline all Services
Accept all Services