In breaking news today, a trucker has experienced an unprecedented event that has stunned the entire trucking community. For the first time in his career, the trucker drove down the highway without anyone tailgating. Yes, you read that right, NO ONE TAILGATING HIM!
The trucker, who goes by “Tom Rodrage,” stated in a press conference, “I couldn’t believe it. It was like driving in a beautiful dream where I wasn’t constantly looking in the rearview mirror and cursing under my breath.”
Tom, who has been driving for over 40 years, is famous for his unique ability to attract tailgaters, regardless of his speed. He has tried every trick in the book to deter tailgaters, from flashing his brake lights to blasting his horn, but to no avail.
When asked how he achieved the impossible, Tom replied, “I don’t know. Maybe it was the rain, or maybe the planets aligned especially. All I know is that I am eternally grateful for this experience.”
The news of Tom’s achievement has sent shockwaves through the trucking community, with many hoping they would someday experience the same thing.
As for Tom, he plans to retire from trucking now that he has garnered all this fame and even gotten himself a book deal! He says he can now be content with the knowledge that he has achieved the impossible and is planning to spend his retirement years writing a memoir about his tailgating adventures, aptly titled “The Tailgater’s Nightmare.”
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