In a move sure to raise eyebrows, if not lawsuits, Idaho’s Di’s Graceful Trucking Company has filled empty cabs with the walking dead.
“It was a no-brainer,” said company president Ben Daiyin without a trace of irony.
“They don’t need any sleep, pay, and follow whatever orders our voodoo priestess Pam gives them. The only snag is their, um, special dietary needs. That and the odor issue. But there, we made a special bulk deal with Lysol and the people who make those little green pine tree air fresheners.” When asked about the food issue, he replied, “You mean brains? Well, let’s just say that we’d planned to use members of Congress, but it turns out there was almost no food there. So we found a biotech company that grows them in labs from specially-treated cauliflower.”
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