In a great victory for people who know what sweat smells like, Congress voted unanimously to establish the new department after the strong “recommendation” of their janitors, car washers, sanitation staff, and drivers.
Persuasive arguments in its favor were expressed by overflowing toilets, uncollected garbage, and undelivered supplies of cigars and whiskey. The most convincing statement was made by the chauffeurs, who began “forgetting” where the Senators’ mistresses lived.
The first nominee for the position, Florida trucker Lonnie Benson, said that his first act as Secretary of PAWL would be to ban suits and ties for everyone except funereal directors.
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