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Diesel Trucks Face 2036 Deadline – One Kenworth Reportedly “Went Into Hiding”

Starting in 2036, no new fossil-fueled medium- or heavy-duty trucks will be sold in California. By 2042, large companies will be required to convert their fleets to zero-emission models. The diesel industry has responded with the five classic stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, exhaustion, and more exhaustion.

“My truck runs on tradition and trauma,” said one owner-operator. “You think a battery’s gonna replace that? It doesn’t even rattle when it’s cold.”

The push for zero-emission fleets has companies scrambling. One logistics giant announced a new “green fleet transition team” made entirely of interns and one exhausted guy named Dale who’s still Googling “how hydrogen works.”

Fleets are already testing alternatives. One electric truck reportedly refused to move until someone acknowledged its energy-efficient efforts. “It wouldn’t haul until we complemented its range,” a technician admitted.

California officials say the change is necessary. “We’re protecting future generations from tailpipe tantrums and rogue air brakes,” one policymaker said. “Also, we’ve had complaints that diesel trucks are too loud during yoga class.”

The diesel crowd isn’t going quietly. A protest convoy recently looped around a state building 27 times, releasing a polite yet firm cloud of carbon-based disagreement.

Some large companies are trying to stay ahead. One firm unveiled a fully electric fleet wrapped in pastel vinyl and powered by “positive vibes and taxpayer credits.” The trucks make a faint humming noise and gently apologize when turning.

But the old-school drivers aren’t sold. “If my rig doesn’t shake me awake at 3 a.m. in a thunderstorm, I don’t trust it,” said one, lovingly patting a 1998 sleeper that’s 60% rust and 40% duct tape.

Industry experts believe diesel may stick around in smaller operations or as nostalgic showpieces at future trucker museums. “Look, kids, this one used to idle for fun!”

Until then, the countdown continues. Somewhere in a California yard, a brand-new electric truck just blinked its LED headlights – and an old diesel whispered, “You’ll never know what it’s like to scream down a mountain at 45,000 pounds… and feel alive.”

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