As summer descends and temperatures hit record highs yet again, one Texas trucker has figured out how to keep comfortable – and cool.
“My driver’s seat used to be this fake leather that looked really cool, but it was hot and sticky from April until November, and I just couldn’t stand it anymore,” the man, Marty McDry, told reporters. So what was his clever solution to this uncomfortable problem?
“Now I sit in a bucket full of ice,” McDry proudly announced. “I took the old seat out, went down to the store, bought a big plastic bucket, filled it with ice, and I just sit in that for six, eight hours at a time. When it melts, I stop off and get some more ice.”
Experts warn this solution may not work for everyone. One told reporters, “The human body is not meant to be kept in a meat locker, so to speak. When exposed to temperatures that low, you risk numbness, nerve damage, even frostbite.”
McDry remains confident, however, and insists this solution works for him. “Sure, I can’t feel the lower half of my body after thirty minutes, but I don’t need to. I cut little holes for my legs to stick out and work the pedals, and that works just fine. I may drive slightly slower, but I am saving a ton on shower bills.”
The latest word is that McDry plans to file a patent for his invention, but whether his unusual method of keeping cool will catch on remains to be seen.
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