Tennessee long-haul driver Frank Lee Hamerd is off the road for good following his fifth citation for concealing fifths of whiskey beneath the fifth wheel of his truck.
Hamerd admitted he had “a bit of a willpower issue,” though he claims he is a non-drinker. “I just collect the bottles and the labels. I keep them in my bedroom, where the wife’s stuff was before she left me for caring more about glass than her.” Hamerd leaned against his $47,000 gold-plated display case. “If you ask me, she was overreacting.”
As part of a plea agreement, he has agreed to give up buying the bottles. Flags at American distilleries are being flown at half-mast, as are their profit statements.
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