Drivers behind on their delivery schedule can save a few minutes now, thanks to a thrilling new invention from Dumko, an Australian company: chocolate-flavored edible tires.
Head designer Wally Cangru held a press conference to explain the concept. “It may sound silly to some,” he said, “but it can be a godsend if you’re going to potentially be late. Any time you save, not having to pull into a truck stop to eat can be a great help. All you have to do is pull over quickly, shave a hunk off with our tire iron/cheese knife combo, and munch away. Chock full of all the nutrition and vitamins you need. Filling, too.”
Dumko is also working on transmission oil that tastes like beer and sausage-flavored upholstery.
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