As an unprecedented June heatwave grips much of the country – stretching from Bakersfield to Birmingham – the FMCSA has issued new summer guidance aimed at reducing idle time, conserving fuel, and… removing pants?
In a recent bulletin titled “Beat the Heat Without Burning Diesel,” the FMCSA encouraged drivers to reduce engine idling and instead embrace “light, breathable clothing” while parked. One footnote – intended as optional – has since gone viral: “Minimal clothing, such as boxer shorts, may provide adequate comfort during stationary periods.”
“Trucks are burning through thousands in idle fuel just to keep the AC on while parked,” explained FMCSA spokesperson Carla Drift. “So we’re promoting hydration, airflow, shade – and yes, if drivers feel comfortable, a little less fabric. Just maybe don’t take that advice to the fuel island.”
Unsurprisingly, drivers have… mixed reactions.
“I’m not getting caught at a weigh station half-dressed again,” said veteran OTR driver Bobby ‘Tanktop’ Wells. “Last time, a DOT guy offered me sunscreen and a citation. I still can’t show my face in Topeka.”
Meanwhile, some carriers are embracing the idea with branding in mind. MegaHaul Inc. is piloting a “Cool Freight, Cool Drivers” summer gear kit that includes branded tank tops, neck fans, and seat chillers made from frozen burrito packs.
On social media, the debate is heating up.
User @ReeferQueen92 posted: “Fine by me – just don’t ask me to unload in flip-flops. OSHA doesn’t play.”
Others are using the moment to poke fun. One TikTok video showed a flatbed driver pulling tarps in leopard-print boxers to the tune of “Hot in Herre.” It has 2.4 million views.
While the FMCSA has clarified that full clothing is still required when driving, they continue to stand behind their messaging: “Comfort should not come at the cost of 2 gallons per hour.”
Still, one anonymous dispatcher summed up the industry’s mood: “I’d rather pay for fuel than see my team in mesh shorts. Some things can’t be unseen.”
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