In a surprise revelation, the controversial government UFO report contains a Space Force theory that the sightings may be of lost inter-dimensional truck drivers searching for their wormhole off-ramps.
“No matter where you are, even on alien worlds or parallel dimensions in space/time, loads must get to their destination,” said Space Force Colonel Andy Ramjet. “Off-world beings need toilet paper, too, though the mechanics of that are highly classified, and trust me, you’ll sleep better not knowing. There must be innumerable cosmic truck runs happening. So it should be no surprise that strange things can happen when a hyperspace long hauler misses a turn.
Rumors that a three-eyed driver in a saucer-shaped vehicle responded to an Air Force pilot’s ‘honk the horn’ gesture with a rude one of his own and a turbo-laser shot are unconfirmed.
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