Move over, sexy nurses, sexy teachers, and sexy maids. There’s a new top dog in the cut-throat world of occupational Halloween costuming. Pulses will race, breaths will catch, sunglasses will be tipped up just enough to spy on him. This year the hottest trend in adult party costumes is the hunky truck driver.
“I mean, who isn’t turned on by a faded NASCAR baseball cap and Carhartt jacket?’ asked Wendy Fibber, marketing director for saucy Impersonations, Inc., the nation’s largest adult costume company. ‘Throw in the jeans with the chili dog stains and that back support belt and I’m there, baby.”
Available props for the outfit are Diet Coke cans in foam insulator cozies, highway-orange reflective vests, and rubber cheeseburgers. Also on sale are makeup kits to give the wearer that “I can barely keep my eye open but this load is about to be overdue” look.
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