Last Tuesday, a semi-truck driver went to replace his tires at a local mechanic in Columbus. He was shocked to find that all 18 of his tires were swapped out for little hamsters running around in wheels. “This is not what I wanted. I can’t believe I even need to say this, but you can’t drive on hamster wheels.” The driver continued over the sound of rodents squeaking. “What am I supposed to do with these?”
The mechanic asserted that the hamster wheels are an upgrade. “I’m not sure what that bozo is complaining about. These are Olympic-level athletes. Best in the business. They’ll get you there in half the time, and all they need is a steady diet of nuts and seeds.”
His response only enraged the driver. “This is animal abuse! How will a tiny little hamster run from Columbus to Boston?”
The mechanic remained perplexed at the driver’s attitude. “Some people are so ungrateful. I really don’t get it. Does he want a bigger rodent? I’ve got some rats imported straight from the NYC subway that are the size of Great Danes. But it’ll be extra.”
In a desperate attempt to have his wheels returned to normal, the driver filed a complaint with PETA. The animal rights organization responded by releasing an official statement condemning the driver. “We are astonished to see his refusal to take care of these majestic creatures. After hundreds of miles of training, we hope that the hamsters will be strong enough to kill all meat-eaters. Long live animals.”
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