In a shocking first for medical science, not to mention assembly line production, a 2003 Mack Ch613 has given birth. Mama and her litter of pup trailers are doing fine, says Dr. Wo Re Li, who delivered the babies with the assistance of a team of grease monkeys and several UAW Emergency Response Unit members.
“It was touch-and-go there for a while,” said Dr. Li. “Pregnant trucks can get panicky and thrash about, what with the hormones and extra hydraulic fluid in their system. But I’m proud to say we managed a natural birth.”
He did not elaborate on the specifics of what that meant.
The haggard papa, a Putzmeister pump truck, shrugged and said,
“Looks like I need a refund on those XXXXXL condoms.”
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