Breaking news: the trucking industry is about to get a whole lot louder. In an effort to boost morale and productivity, trucking companies are now requiring drivers to blast heavy metal music at all times while on the road.
According to industry insiders, the decision was made after a study found that heavy metal music improves focus and reduces stress levels. “We’re always looking for ways to make the job more enjoyable for our drivers,” said a spokesperson for one of the major trucking companies. “And what’s more enjoyable than cranking up the volume and rocking out to some heavy metal?”
However, not everyone is thrilled about the new policy. Some drivers complain that the constant noise gives them headaches, while others are concerned about the safety implications of driving with ear-piercing music blaring in their ears.
In response to the backlash, some companies have begun offering noise-canceling headphones to their drivers. Others have installed soundproof partitions between the driver’s seat and the rest of the cabin, creating a “metal-free zone” for those who prefer a quieter ride.
Despite the concerns, heavy metal trucking has become a trend across the industry, with drivers customizing their rigs with skull decals and painting them in dark, menacing colors. Some truckers have even started forming heavy metal bands and playing gigs at truck stops across the country.
But the trend has also raised some eyebrows among industry regulators, who are concerned about the safety implications of driving with loud music. “We understand the importance of keeping drivers happy and engaged, but we also need to ensure that they’re not putting themselves or others at risk on the road,” said a spokesperson for the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration.
As heavy metal trucking continues to gain popularity, how regulators will respond remains to be seen. But one thing is certain – the trucking industry has never been louder or more metal.
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