A toxic waste emergency was narrowly averted last Tuesday when a runaway sewage tanker collided with another semi near Muddstown, Arkansas. The result was difficult for authorities to absorb.
Fearing the worst, teams from the Hazardous Waste Disposal Division of the Department of Transportation, along with the Centers for Disease Control and Pampers’ Stinky Hazard Investigations & Tragedies unit, were scrambled to cordon off the area and begin the cleanup. But to their amazement, despite the tanker having broken in half, there was no smelly spill, no knee-deep tsunami of sludge.
‘We were speechless,’ said the DOT lead responder, Roscoe O. Diferous. ‘We expected the worst – a lake of poo, flies, disease, nonstop media jokes – but all we found was a box trailer full of really swollen diapers.’
A smug spokesperson for Pampers commented, ‘Think of it as a giant airbag for poo.’
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