In a sad moment for a venerable brand, all eight Spudweiser Clydesdales were taken into custody Saturday night after a wild joyride through downtown St. Louis in a stolen beer delivery truck.
The trouble began when the lead horse, Sonny, got into a Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit pallet. Feeling no pain, he weaved his four wobbly hooves to a truck loaded with Rolling Rock and hot-wired. Police are at a loss to explain how. All the other draft horses piled into the truck and went to town on its load, while Sonny put it in gear and literally went to town.
Two hours later, the police finally managed to pull the vehicle over. A spectacularly-intoxicated Sonny was heard to neigh, ‘Eight horsepower, baby! Top that!’
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