Since St. Patrick’s Day passed, a bizarre trend has taken hold in the trucking industry – shipments of anything green have been mysteriously disappearing. Pallets of shamrock decorations, crates of artificially dyed green beer, and even entire truckloads of cabbage have gone missing without a trace, leaving logistics companies scrambling.
One trucking company reported that a driver set out with a full load of leprechaun-themed merchandise but arrived at his destination with nothing but an empty trailer and a note reading, “Better luck next year.” Investigators suspect foul play but can’t rule out supernatural interference.
Meanwhile, an Ohio truck stop reported a suspicious convoy of drivers wearing green suits and suspiciously oversized hats. “They paid for diesel in gold coins and spoke in riddles,” said one witness. “Next thing we knew, three beer shipments meant for Chicago just vanished.”
Authorities are warning drivers to keep an eye out for tricksters, mysterious rainbows, and anyone claiming to be “just a normal 3-foot-tall trucking dispatcher.” As for the missing loads, one investigator put it best: “If you’re looking for them, just follow the trail of spilled Guinness.”
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