U.S. trailer orders tanked 14% in February compared to last year, and while ACT Research points to economic factors, the trucking industry has other ideas – none of which involve spreadsheets.
“This is pure astrology,” declared the president of the American Trucker Horoscope Guild. “Every time Mercury goes backward, our orders do too. The stars hate logistics.”
One fleet manager blamed TikTok trends. “I had a driver abandon a brand-new reefer because he was busy filming a ‘truck fit check’ video. That trailer was worth more than his followers.”
At the National Association of Trailer Dealers, officials tried to sound optimistic. “It’s just a seasonal dip. People don’t buy trailers when it’s cold, right? Right?” The statement ended abruptly when someone sneezed loudly into the mic.
The conspiracy crowd, meanwhile, has other ideas. One rumor claims the government is secretly hoarding trailers for a classified program called Operation Mobile Housing – converting unused trailers into influencer apartments.
“Honestly, if it’s got heat, I’d live in one,” a driver shrugged. “Better insulation than my cab.”
A new minimalist logistics trend also emerged, where startups demand pastel-colored trailers to match their brand. One confused dispatcher said, “We got an email requesting ‘only lavender or sage green containers.’ They said gray was emotionally draining.”
The Department of Transportation issued a half-hearted statement: “Trailer orders, like fuel prices and the mood of your dispatcher, fluctuate. Nobody panic – yet.”
Still, economists warn the downturn might worsen if trends continue. “There’s growing concern the younger generation prefers to DoorDash their freight in five-pound increments,” one researcher mumbled while sipping his fifth coffee.
Truck stops are feeling the impact, too. “Usually, this is when guys come in bragging about new orders. Now, they’re just here for free Wi-Fi and two-day-old hot dogs,” said one cashier.
The industry is bracing for a slow spring, but hope lingers. “Maybe by summer, someone will invent a TikTok dance that boosts trailer sales. Until then, we wait.”
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