Myron’s Magnificent Magical Marketplace is minus one 18-wheeler today when it drove into the world’s biggest top hat and vanished into the ether. Police have a suspect but few leads.
The incident occurred after midnight near Las Vegas when the driver, 47-year-old Wilbur Klooluss, impulsively turned into what he thought was the Klassy Kitties Exotic Dancing Emporium. The entrance was the opening of an enormous silken top hat, held by a sexy feminine hand. But no sooner did the truck pull through than it was seemingly swallowed up, never to be seen again.
Police say there is no such strip club, and the entire event may have been an elaborate trap. Their only clue is an extensive series of rabbit tracks spelling out, ‘Now let’s see how YOU like it!’
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