Those pesky little gremlins, goblin-like creatures that just love to make you late for your delivery by causing all manner of annoying mechanical troubles, have emerged from the shadows and formed their own union for collective bargaining.
Spokesperson Kutz A. Braeklain, two-feet-tall and sporting curved ram’s horns and green skin, said to reporters, “It’s about time we came out of the shadows. The world knows our work, and we should be recognized for it. Representation matters.”
As he used a tiny talon to rip into a vacuum hose on a 14.8 liter Detroit Diesel DD15, he added, “The International Brotherhood of Gremlins, Imps, Monsters, and Pixies (GIMP) will fight for our rights to continue to scramble electronics, blow out tires, fry taillights, and generally make truckers’ lives exciting. The only unresolved issue is how we’d go on strike to force concessions since a work stoppage plays right into your giant hands.”
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