Truckers are known for their resourcefulness, and this Easter, they put their ingenuity to work by turning leftover Easter eggs into biofuel for their trucks. This has left fuel moguls in shambles as they are scrambling to find new sources of fuel to sell to their customers.
According to industry experts, the process of turning Easter eggs into biofuel is relatively simple. All that is required is to collect leftover eggs, preferably rotten, crack them open, and mix the yolk and whites with a little bit of vinegar. The resulting mixture is a potent biofuel that is more environmentally friendly than traditional fossil fuels.
The fuel moguls, who are used to controlling the supply and demand of fuel, were caught off guard by this new development. Some have even accused the truckers of hoarding Easter eggs, thus spiking up the price of eggs in recent weeks. However, the truckers deny these allegations and say that they are simply being resourceful in order to save money and reduce their carbon footprint.
As one trucker put it: “We’re just trying to do our part to help the environment. Plus, the eggs needed for the mixture are still much cheaper than diesel! It does smell on occasion, but as long as you are driving in a straight line, you leave the stench behind you!”
The fuel moguls may be in shambles now, but with the truckers leading the charge in sustainable fuel sources, it looks like they may have to adapt to a new reality in the trucking industry.
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