America’s trucking companies are under attack – not from regulators or rising fuel prices, but from a plague of keyboard warriors now known as “Copy-Paste Cowboys.” These mysterious commenters gallop from fleet to fleet across Facebook, spamming every company page with identical complaints like:
“NEVER PAID ME,”
“DISPATCH LIED,”
and the now-iconic, “WORKED 6 WEEKS FOR A TACO.”
The kicker? Most never worked there – or anywhere near a truck.
“They commented under a post about our company picnic,” said one social media manager. “We gave away brisket. Somehow that turned into ‘emotional dispatch abuse.’”
Some companies report 10–15 of these comments per day, often posted under pictures of driver birthdays, new hire shoutouts, or just a smiling mechanic holding a donut.
“It’s like their job is pretending they had a job,” said one recruiter. “We even had one guy comment ‘THEY OWE ME FUEL MONEY’ under a post about Christmas socks.”
Fed-up fleets have asked Facebook for filters to block repeated rants like “ALL LIES” and “NEVER PAID ME EVER NEVER.” One trucking executive suggested a badge system to verify whether a commenter has ever actually touched a steering wheel.
So far, Facebook has remained silent – though rumor has it even Mark Zuckerberg’s wedding album got hit with “DISPATCH LIED TO ME” under a honeymoon photo.
Until then, company pages remain the digital Wild West, where every safety award post risks being ambushed by a dusty cowboy with a cracked phone and a grudge from 2014.
“No idea who these folks are,” said one dispatcher. “But I gotta admit… the taco line was kinda funny.”
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