Scientists at the Advanced-Budget Supercomputer Unit for Research & Development (ABSURD) announced today that a happy accident during cutting-edge research in drivers for quantum computer functions resulted in 2 long-haul truck drivers being uploaded to the hard drive instead.
Truckers Larry Muddle and Melvin B. Willdurd had just delivered highly-sensitive equipment to the laboratory. They were attempting to leave when they became lost in the maze of machinery and blundered into a particle field. The specifics are still classified, but Professor Jerry Atrick explained that it involved a lot of lasers, some plutonium, and a 1984 IBM 56k floppy disk.’ As a result, the two drivers were ‘dis-corporealized’ and uploaded to the supercomputer’s operating system.
‘It ain’t too bad,’ said Willdurd from inside the device. ‘I’m controllin’ the cooling fan, which is more control than I ever had over my loads and schedule.’
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