Today, the mayor of the nation’s capital revealed that the incalculable weight of endless convoys of dump trucks hauling Congress’s excuses for inaction and gridlock has destroyed its fragile streets. She requested an appropriation of over $800 for road repair and reinforcement, as well as a future ban on such shipments through Washington, D.C…
‘We might as well parade main battle tanks down Pennsylvania Avenue,’ she said, waving at a buckled and potholed roadway where 17 heavy trucks carrying loads of ‘the other side did it first’ had just passed.
In addition to the damage to the city’s transportation network, the mayor also pointed out that the loads are violating every noxious odor ordinance. ‘You’d think it was livestock trucks going through here from the smell.’
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