Once again, the Women in Trucking Driver of the Year award has gone unnoticed, overshadowed by yet another male-dominated industry event. Attendees at the awards ceremony reported that instead of properly announcing the winner, the presenter mumbled something about “moving on” before awkwardly transitioning to a slideshow featuring men expertly backing into docks.
The lack of recognition has frustrated many in the industry, with one female trucker stating, “I guess if I wanted an award, I should have just grown a beard.”
Determined to make sure next year’s awards cannot be ignored, female truckers have already devised several strategies to grab attention, including:
- Outfitting all winning trucks with glitter-filled exhaust stacks, ensuring every honk comes with an explosion of sparkles
- Organizing an all-female convoy synchronized to roll into the next industry event with precision honking
- Stage-crashing a major trucking conference with a protest titled “Forgotten But Not Silent,” featuring 18-wheelers covered in neon pink banners
Industry leaders claim the lack of attention for female truckers is unintentional, but the evidence suggests otherwise. “We totally support women in trucking,” one executive claimed moments before completely forgetting the name of the award’s winner.
For now, the Women in Trucking Driver of the Year award remains trucking’s best-kept secret – until next year, when it will either be celebrated properly or arrive with its own pyrotechnics display.
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