Chia pets have exploded lately as they have been made into truly off-the-wall designs. Barack Obama, Baby Yoda, Chewbacca, and Deadpool are just a few choices. But now the ultimate has been achieved: a fuzzy green 1957 Kenworth 521, all 53 feet of her.
Noted agricultural sculptor Moonglow Bi O’Lugee proudly displayed her handiwork to the media. “This was quite the challenge, let me tell you. First, I had to sculpt the terra cotta base, which took two years, with my side project as a tarot card reader for cats. Then I had to chisel the grooves where the seeds and water go because I’m naturally groovy. Finally, it took three weeks to place those 11 million chia seeds. They’re the size of fleas, you know. And paying for water compelled me to take out a second mortgage.”
O’Lugee says her next project will be planting a giant ivy mustache on the Statue of Liberty.
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