In a move aimed at easing the workload of the 535 members of Congress and improving government efficiency across the board, the Office of Management and Budget says that the purchase of 18 manure-spreader trucks has been approved. Delivery of the sort of federal services we’ve all come to expect should now happen in half the time.
“It was a no-brainer,” says the Congressional budget director, Kathleen O’Dure, “and that’s just perfect for this place. The politicians and their staff are spread thin dispersing their ‘product’ to the public and any edge they can get we’ll take. Throwing “policy” over 50 feet is a game-changer.”
Senior Congressional leaders are ecstatic at the new development. They say that flinging “legislation” at the masses with more speed and distance will save their energies for more important tasks, which is where the new dark-money donation combines will come into play.
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