Wild out-of-season weather on the East Coast has delayed hundreds of trucks transporting student debt payments for the foreseeable future. The drivers of these trucks are frustrated.
“Washington, D.C. is only forty miles away, but everything there is such a mess. We just don’t know when we can offload this debt,” one trucker, who has a Masters degree in Philosophy from Rutgers, told reporters. “It’s literally weighing us down.”
Authorities have acknowledged that the storms have destroyed what existing infrastructure remained after the last few years. Still, details on their plan are not forthcoming.
“I don’t know what’s going on,” one staffer said while dodging falling trees on the way to her office. “Nobody does. But those student loan payments are just sitting out there. They shouldn’t even be on the road, but it’s the weather, what can we do?”
With a rocky forecast predicting even worse weather for at least three years, it is hard to say when or how these trucks will finally make their destinations, let alone get back out on the road to collect more payments.
As one driver with a bachelor’s degree in Botany from the University of North Carolina – Chapel Hill told reporters, “It’s chaos out here. If things don’t improve soon, I’m just gonna put all-weather tires on this rig and power through. Somebody’s gotta do something.”
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