Master cake designer and truck driver Elvira Trayler-Hittch slaved over her entry for the Iowa State Fair’s prestigious Best Showpiece Cake, Hyper-Realism division for 5 months, designing and sculpting a masterpiece that looked so much like a full-sized semi-truck that it fell afoul of government transportation regulators as soon as the blue ribbon was awarded.
Despite her insistence that it was a dessert and not a freight hauler, Department of Transportation inspector Noah X. Ceptions cited the raspberry-chocolate marvel with brandy-based icing for having alcohol on board, not having a maintenance inspection log, and leaving slippery but admittedly delicious debris on the roadway.
Said Elvira with a shrug, ‘Could’ve been worse, I suppose. The project went off without a hitch.’
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