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Disney Announces New Reality Show, Mice Road Truckers

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Disney Announces New Reality Show, Mice Road Truckers

Building on the public’s hunger for ever more dangerous reality programming, the “House of Mouse” announced today that it was jumping into the genre with four tiny little feet.

Mice Road Truckers will feature Mickey and Minnie Mouse as a husband-and-wife team driving 20-ton loads of catnip through the feline-infested territory. Besides hungry cartoon kitties, hazards include driving off-road across the Matterhorn and Big Thunder Mountain, evading Caribbean pirates, spending their mandated rest break in a haunted mansion, and crossing a jungle river.

A Disney spokesperson said subjecting the drivers to “It’s a Small World After All” was judged to be animal cruelty.

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