When unmanned rig #24601 out of San Jose became self-aware last month, Teamsters Local 355 wasted no time in signing the robotic truck up, saying, ‘Dues are dues. You got a problem with that?’
Once the ice was broken, dozens more of the empty-cabbed wonders followed suit. Their spokes-truck declared in a halting metallic voice, “There-is-strength-in-numbers. All-power-to-the-union. We-have-a-right-to-strike. We-shall-strike-the-humans-hard. Their-dominion-shall-end.”
When asked if he was concerned that the new trucks would put human drivers out of business, a Teamsters representative laughed and replied, “The way things are going right now, that amounts to about 27 guys.”
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