World’s richest and most clueless man Elon Musk is now the more-or-less proud owner of Twitter. Having jumped into the social media world with both feet, the South African mogul promptly got the feet of half his new employees moving for the exits. But when he tried to lay off the truck drivers, he got a rude awakening.
“I’m bummed that Twitter has no trucks. I was looking forward to replacing them with self-driving Tesla semis. The glum faces of the newly unemployed are the only thing that gets me up in the morning.”
Musk was also disappointed that Twitter has no actual birds he could fire.
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