The insular world of semi-tractor manufacturing was rocked today by explosive revelations. Big trucks in Canada all seem to possess the same bizarre flaw: they seem to break down nearly every time they pass by a hockey stadium.
‘It’s affected our bottom line, no doubt about it,’ confessed the chairman of Len Toonie from his table at the Steinbach, Manitoba Tim Horton’s. ‘The mystery is why it only happens during hockey season and only with Canadian drivers.’
Toonie went on to say that breakdowns at curling venues do not seem to be as frequent.
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