In a bid to get the younger kids out from in front of their screens and out into the real world, Sassy Pants Entertainment has opened a chain of trucking-themed youth centers with live music they are calling Honkey-Tonka bars.
Featured will be the Muppets band presenting their rendition of “On the Road Again,” Blue’s Clues barking out “Sweet Home Alabama,” and Barney the Dinosaur dancing to “Folsom Prison Blues.”
Canceled as “a bridge too far,” “dangerously cruel,” and “a violation of the Geneva Convention,” the bars will no longer feature animatronic Lyle Lovetts singing “Baby Shark.”
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