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New James Webb Telescope Spots an Open Lane on Atlanta’s 285/85 Junction for the First Time Ever

Past and present victims of the notorious interchange known for the nation’s worst traffic jams received a tiny ray of hope today when the most powerful space telescope ever developed finally spotted an open lane there.

‘It was worth every bit of the 25 years and $10 billion put into the James Webb telescope to get this longed-for result,’ said NASA administrator Buzz D. Budgett. ‘Our astrophysicists had long theorized that this anomaly at the 285/85 might be detected, but to actually see it with our own eyes was breathtaking.’

Researchers will now turn the full might of Webb’s 270-square-foot mirror upon the Holy Grail of imaging: finding an actual profit in independent trucking.

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