Long-haul driver Dwight Heyceede of Waywardsville, Alabama, was recently left despondent and on foot when his dependable old Kenworth abruptly abandoned him and took up with a lovely new Peterbilt.
“I shoulda seen it coming,” the tearful driver said. “The warnin’ signs were there. Suspicious oil prints on the steerin’ wheel. The smell o’ strange axel grease lingerin’ around. The engine warms first thing in the mornin,’ like it’d been runnin’ all night. It’s enough to make a guy wanna get drunk in a cheap honkey-tonk and challenge the Devil to a fiddlin’ contest.”
It was little consolation to Heyceede that a month after the rig was married, his former truck lost everything in a bitter divorce and fell into a tragic transmission fluid dependency.
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