America’s long national nightmare is finally over. The seemingly endless heat wave that has caused thousands of deaths and injuries has been erased by convoys of custom-painted semis.
‘No amount of heat can defeat such coolness,’ said Hugh Tinntshade, the idea man for the project. The new national savior spoke from the tricked-out cab of his orange-and-silver 1938 Ford COE, towing a gleaming 1951 Spartan 5th-wheel camper. ‘I was at the big NAST National Truck Show, sweating my brains out when I noticed that looking at just one of these cool beauties made me forget my misery. Maybe dozens and dozens would wipe out those 105-degree temperatures for good.’
The tipping point in the war against warmth came when a 300-truck convoy of candy apple red 1946 REO tow trucks with orange flames swept back from the radiator toured Texas. So cool were these babies that the heat wave evaporated with a sigh, to be replaced by a cold snap that crashed the Texas power grid again.
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