The New Tractor Has Actual Fender Guitars for Fenders

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The new tractor has actual Fender guitars for fenders

Full-time driver and part-time musician Tommy Hu was in a bind after a freak accident left him fenderless. Fortunately, he had the solution in his sleeper cab: a pair of Fender electric guitars.

“Yeah, man, it was a bummer, ya know?” Hu said as he signed autographs for a bevy of overly-appreciative young ladies. “I was on Highway 149 in Colorado, and these two ginormous boulders came barrelin’ down the mountain and clipped off both fenders. Major buzzkill. Good thing I had those guitars. It took a half an hour to slap them on, and I was good to go.”

Hu said he expects his instruments sound quality to be greatly degraded by such use, but he plans to make lemons out of lemonade by writing a song about the experience. “It’ll be a rock song, naturally.”

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