A truck driver who plowed through several hundred feet of guardrail on the Long Island Expressway may have crashed his way into a new career opportunity.
The incident, which resulted in a DUI arrest, left a trail of destruction resembling a railway construction project. While authorities were busy processing the driver, a local rail company reportedly took notice of his “efficiency” in clearing paths.
“We’ve been trying to expand rail lines in this area for years, and this guy got more done in five minutes than we have in a decade,” said a spokesperson from the company, who asked to remain anonymous. “We think his skills could be useful in track demolition.”
The driver, who allegedly left the roadway and took down two streetlights along with the guardrail, has not publicly commented on the offer. However, sources say a follow-up interview will include a simulator test – presumably with a sober approach this time.
Officials warn that while creative career changes are encouraged, this is not an advisable way to apply for a new job. Meanwhile, local transit authorities are reportedly considering reinforcing their guardrails – or at least installing job application kiosks next to them.
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