In a groundbreaking discovery, a truck driver from Iowa claims to have found a cure for insomnia by counting miles instead of sheep.
“I used to toss and turn for hours every night, but now I just imagine I’m on the open road, and I’m out like a light,” said the driver, who prefers to remain anonymous. “I’ve never slept better.”
Other truckers are reportedly taking note and giving it a try, with mixed results. “I tried counting loads once, and I just ended up stressing myself out,” said one driver.
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