A new report from the Trucking Association has sent shockwaves through the industry, revealing that all trucks are just one speed bump away from total collapse.
“The situation is dire,” said an Association spokesperson. “We’ve known for years that the infrastructure in this country is crumbling, but we had no idea it was this bad. Every truck on the road is in grave danger.”
The report has sparked calls for urgent action to repair roads and bridges, but some experts warn that it may already be too late.
“It’s a ticking time bomb,” said one analyst. “The only thing we can do now is pray that the next speed bump isn’t the one that brings the whole system crashing down.”
