In a first of its kind ruling, a British employment court has declared that calling a man bald constitutes sexual harassment, and the victim may sue for damages.
Bernard Langston-Smythe, of Snorting Dolton in Lancashire, a driver for Wycherley’s Widgets, became embroiled in an altercation with Nigel Uppington. Uppington called him “a bald a*****s.” Taking offense at the “bald” part, Langston-Smythe complained to the local employment council’s arbitration court.
The five follicly-challenged judges awarded monetary damages to the plaintiff, saying that the term was as offensive as commenting on a lady’s dainty bits. They ordered Uppington to attend 3 weeks of Smooth-Head Sensitivity Training.
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