Bulldozers and Heavy Trucks Struggle to Clean Up National Election Exhaustion

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Bulldozers and Heavy Trucks Struggle to Clean Up National Election Exhaustion

Political climate change has led to bigger and more frequent storms of voter exhaustion in the last few years and this year was the worst ever. Scientists say this will only get more intense unless steps are taken. In the meantime, truck drivers from across American have volunteered to clean up yet another tragic mess.

“The exhaustion has downed power lines, trees, and cell phone towers, as well as flooding basements and washing away cars,” said Federal Exhaustion Management Agency spokesperson Chuck Wornout. “We had a massive storm surge of election fatigue. Thankfully truckers and heavy equipment operators have stepped in to shove it into piles and haul it away to the source.”

Members of Congress are said to be bracing for the worst as the convoy of trucks nears the Capitol building.

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